If you’re a black man, you can play a donkey… or a zebra! [Laughing] You can’t play a white man.
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Chris Rock, on animated films.

Tell that to Samuel L. Jackson and Charlie Murphy
Oh, contraire, Chris Rock. Ever hear of a little movie called Planet 51 in which Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson voices a...
That two minutes was more entertaining than anything I’ve seen so far tonight. Just stay up there, Chris.